Raising a Brat: Step 3- Inspire a Mooch

Since you can’t seem to make Junior obey regardless of HOW LOUD YOU YELL, go ahead and do all the work around the house. Don’t require anything out of your off spring.

It is simply TOO exhausting to require anything of him, so do it yourself.

This should help to maintain a level of peace at least on the surface for a while.

And this training will also help to destroy his future marriage, because when the romance fades and his bride notices that she is the only one cleaning around the apartment, this behavior will provide an interesting explosion that the happy couple’s neighbors will enjoy over hearing as well.

Good job! You are PLOWING your way to success.

Proverbs 14:23, "All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty."